Problems for Teleni’s new found church

The sermon was boring, the congregation was not challenged, uplifted, provoked or transformed and instead of lowering their heads in prayer, the necks were outstretched and all eyes were focused on the naked businessman doing the butt dance on his yacht which was anchored near the foreshore where the church service was held.
 
Most of the time his naked butt was facing the congregation and it was swept up in great excitement! After all the excitement the congregation realized that Satan had sent them there and left vowing never to return.
 
Now that is “Amazing Grace!”
 
Man in custody for indecent exposure
 
A 50 year old businessman of Savusavu is in police custody for allegedly indecently exposing himself to a group of church members who were praying on Sunday.
 
Assistant spokesperson, Sergent Suliano Tevita has confirmed that the businessman who owns a yacht allegedly indecently exposed himself on Sunday however the matter was reported to police yesterday.
 
The businessman was arrested this morning. It is alleged the businessman was inside his yacht near the foreshore where the church service was being held, when he committed the offence.